Pepperoni & Chill: Pizza Ordering Guide 2025
Stop overthinking dinner, babe. Pizza is the only plan you need. Whether you’re dodging cooking, ghosting your social life, or just craving something cheesy to vibe with, this guide is here to help you choose the perfect pizza spot.
Look, if you’re still sleeping on artisanal pizza, it’s time to wake up. Pizza Nina is where your pizza dreams go to get real. We’re talking Sicilian pan pizza with a sourdough twist—because who wants basic when you can have something this damn good? Fresh, handpicked, ingredients because quality is non-negotiable with these guys.
Must-Try: Pepperoni Double Up
Honey, forget your therapist – Pachi is serving emotional support in pizza form. When life’s thrown you more curveballs than a bad dating app, their fluffy dough is your comeback story. Perfect for those moments when adulting feels like an extreme sport and you need a carb-loaded rescue mission.
Must-Try: Pizza Napoletana
Ned’s Pizza is about to be the most interesting thing at your dinner table. This isn’t just a slice; it’s a conversation starter, a peace treaty, and a flavor bomb rolled into one. When your aunt’s gossip meets your uncle’s political rant, this pepperoni pizza walks in like, “Hold my marinara.” Thick, unapologetic, with edges sharper than your family’s comments.
Must-Try: Pepperoni Sicilian
If size matters (and let’s be real, it does), The Big Slice is where you go to live out your Magnum pizza dreams. Great for Friday nights when you’re dodging invites and just need something bigger than your problems.
Must-Try: Pesto Alfredo Chicken
This is gourmet pizza for when you want to flex on your friends while indulging in something that’s actually fancy. We’re talking high-end ingredients, unique flavor combos, and a pizza that makes you feel like you’re dining in a five-star restaurant—all from the comfort of your couch.
Must-Try: Goat Cheese
Light, full of flavor, and surprisingly guilt-free, Pizza SQRD is your go-to for a pizza that feels like a treat without knocking you out. Great for when you wanna indulge without it affecting your waistline – or simply when you don’t want to share.
Must-Try: Truffled Mushrooms
Fratelli gets it—you want a pizza that impresses but doesn’t try too hard. Their wood-fired magic brings just the right amount of fancy to your table without making a big deal about it. Ideal for date night or when you want to spoil yourself a little.
Must-Try: Chicken Alfredo
Totti’s is the perfect middle ground—fancy enough to brag about, casual enough to eat in sweats. Their garden-fresh flavors will have you pretending you’re all about eating clean while enjoying every cheesy bite. Perfect for lunch meetings, weekend brunches, or proving to your health-conscious friends that fresh can be phenomenally delicious.
Must-Try: Funghi Pizza
La Napolitana isn’t just fancy and light— they’re also insanely fast at getting your pizza to your door and their ingredients are ridiculously fresh. You’re not waiting around for a cold, sad pizza. No, darling, this beauty arrives at your door fresh, hot, and ready to impress. Perfect for when you need gourmet without the wait.
Must-Try: Vegetariana
If you’re over basic slices, Pizza Pie has your back. Their stuffed pizzas are loaded with flavor and surprises, making every bite better than the last. They say “it’s on the inside that’s what counts” right?
Must-Try: Chicken Pizza Pie
